April 2013
mom: who are you laughing with?
me: my laptop
kidxforever:
spizikespiegel:
jamtastik:
“PAPA!”
“CAN WE GET MINI WHEATS TODAY?!”
[stares at child]
(talks inside ones own mind)
coulda sworn i was a black man
and since im a black man i should have nigga nut
so where the fuck did this white baby come from…
he kinda dark for a white baby, but he GOTTA be a white baby after askin for dem shits
(leaves mind)
[rolls away]
aye!
...
I wonder what Teenage jesus had to go through
kidxforever:
I wonder how teenage jesus went through puberty
Did he go to prom?
Was he peer pressured into smoking marijuana
did he pop molly’s or wore leather pants like teenagers today?
was he the most popular kid in school?
if only there was a book that told us these things
I think she loves having my heart on a string...
caus she can just hold it so close
or let it go whenever she wants….
mom: ok u wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where r u it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints
March 2013
Let it be known… I love my new fone
Reblog if you're bored and want random anons.
“men
want to fix you
save you
or fuck you
I can’t be fixed
and I don’t...”
– Jeanann Verlee, men (via xieraxiera)
SO SHE’S DTF
(via flexicannn)
youresoannefrank:
detroitmel:
phatearrangsnthangs:
amazingfantastic:
today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american
Hahahahahahahahaha!
i hope you gave her the clair huxtable stare down hunny.
Who is making all of these Patrick Star posts? Lmao
Anyone wanna talk to me? :( Pwease i’m bored thoo
Love
Reblog if you're black
aggieman15:
youngriem:
cleophatrajones:
nappychan:
thinblackbeauty:
dopelikebreezy:
jrar504:
Most notes ive ever seen :o lol
when this comes across a white blogger’s dashboard
lol
The Notesss!!!
And damn proud of it.
Say it loud, I’m black and I’m proud♥
!!!! The gifs slay me….
This right here »>
The notes on this
I wanna do things to you…
